learning curve

It seems that I still have a lot to learn about this whole 'husband' thing.

Yesterday, the ever-brilliant star in my sky that is Morgaine and I were going out. Now, I can not stress to you enough how beautiful Morgaine is and how she gets more and more lovely everyday.

Anyway, she was getting dressed and she put on this very nice purple top. I thought she looked great. Franky, I've never seen a more beautiful pregnant woman in my life. And that belly under that purple top looked so sweet and lovely that it made me smile and say, 'you look like a grape'.

To which she responded with, Never, EVER tell a pregnant woman she looks like a grape if she's wearing purple, or a pumpkin if she's wearing orange, or a tomato if she's wearing red. How would you like it if you were tall and skinny (which I am) and you were wearing green and I told you that you looked like a string bean?

She went to change her top. I made a mental note never to wear green.

Calling Morgaine a peach, by the way, has been deemed acceptable.

Comments

[joJo]

Thanks for the laugh!!! Yup, she's right.. point made. LOL